I'll Be Sure To Be In Lynwood In An Emergency

Because Sauk Village 911 is incompetent.

DISPATCHER: 911.
CALLER: Yes, I'd like to report someone that's injured. Someone needs assistance. They're at the emergency hospital in Dyer.
DISPATCHER: Where are they at?
CALLER: They're in Dyer, and they're in a brown GMC Jimmy.
DISPATCHER: This is Sauk Village Police.
CALLER: Yes, I was wondering if you could put it through, please.
DISPATCHER: No, I can't.
CALLER: Oh, who do I call?
DISPATCHER: You probably have to call Dyer.
CALLER: All right.